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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Wednesday Confessions

Hey all! As you;re reading this, hopefully I'm on the beach. My SIL and her family came to visit and we took off for a little overnight beach trip. Have I mentioned that I LOVE living 2.5 hours from the beach?

It's time for a Weds Confession and a Link-Up with Vodka and Soda and Fitness Blondie. Yes, I do a lot of Link-ups. This blog is a baby blog, gotta spread the Cookies Cardio and Clothes love any way I can, right?

Vodka and Soda
The Hump Day Blog Hop
 
Confessions:
 
1. I apparently have a love of making lists. I noticed that 80% of my blog posts are lists of some sort. It's like I'm a mini Buzzfeed.
 
 
Maybe next week I'll figure out what kind of potato I am.
 
 
2. I was taking some compliance classes at work yesterday and could not stop laughing at the harassment section. It was so ridiculously fantastic.
 
 
I had the choose the inappropriate comments. The highlighted one says, "If any one can help a man last an hour, it's Diane." There was a section that asked me what I learned and the only thing I could come up with is that Diane is extremely skilled in what she does.
 
 
3. When I get up in the middle of the night to pee, I don't flush the toilet. I'm not trying to save water or anything like that. When you flush, the cat hears and thinks you're up for the day. Then she meows at the door and WON'T STOP. I have to get up and lock her in the spare bathroom to get back to sleep. Yes, I tip toe around the house so I don't disturb the cat.
 

 
 
4. In the theme of disgusting confessions, the only time I replace my shower poof is when I accidentally leave it in a hotel bathroom. I'm sure those things should be replaced every 6 months or something and that just doesn't ever happen. I figure that it gets soap and water on it, it's gotta be clean.

 
 
5. I went to get my eyebrows threaded on Sunday and when I sat down, the lady looked at me and said, "Oh, it's been a while since you've been here." Look lady, I'm aware that I look like Wilford Brimley right now. Let's just take care of them without the side comments, mkay?
 


 
 
6. I can't for the life of me remember what I wore last week but I can recite words for word some random song from an obscure hair band that I haven't heard in 20 years.
 


 

How often do you change your shower poof?
 
Do you have to hid from your animals?

18 comments:

  1. Bahahha all of these were awesome confessions!!
    -In the navy you have to take several classes each year and sexual harassment is one of those. There is red/yellow/green light behaviors and we always cackle through them. We're sailors, almost every thing we do is at least yellow light behavior.
    -I don't flush sometimes in the middle of the night because I don't like the noise, but I also do things during the middle of the day, like not going to pee, so I don't rouse the dogs. I just like them so much more when they aren't harassing me.
    -I buy a new pouf when I find a prettier one. I'm pretty sure the last one I replaced I had for over a year. It was awesome and had soft and rough scrubby areas.

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    1. I've been through plenty of harassment classes and this one was by FAR the best. I was dying. I also have to take an all day class as well. I hope we can role play some of the scenarios.

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  2. Great confessions! I hate messing with my eyebrows like either I have really sensitive eye areas or I'm a giant baby. But, I hate bushy eyebrows even more. Ohhhh the struggle!!
    xo Krissy @ Sneakers and Sequins

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    1. I always used to pluck them myself but I just gave up. They can do it so much better than I can.

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  3. Haha! Hilarious! Harassment training always seems too funny to be taken seriously. Is that smart? I'm not sure what makes me change my poof!

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    1. I know I had a poof for like 7 years one time. It held up great!

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  4. I used to be able to remember my outfits from the last month but now I'm having trouble with one or two days ago... but when an 80s single comes on, I can sing it loudly and proudly - every single word ;)

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    1. I KNOW! I realized I can sing every lyric from probably every Bon Jovi song. I wonder what childhood memory I've now forgotten beacuse that brain space is taken.

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  5. Is threading better than waxing? I'm intrigued but I've never tried it. I hate when eyebrow/nail/hair people comment about how ragged you look...like yep, thanks, why do you think I'm here?! Hope you're having a great beach day!

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    1. I don't like the wax so I go with a little more pain and the threading. I have raggedy cuticles. I know this. I get my nails done regularly and in 2 weeks, they're raggedy. Don't tell me how bad they are, just take my money and make them pretty.

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  6. I have a feeling I don't change my poof nearly as often as I should especially since I cannot remember the last time I replaced it. Oopsie!

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    1. I know I had one for like 7 years once. It's really nasty to see that typed on a screen....

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  7. Those training courses are seriously so hard not to laugh at! That was a good one though, lol.

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    1. I couldn't stop taking screen shots throughout. I also learned that it's better to talk about gardening than religion in the workplace.

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  8. LOL can I just say that I love how you call it a shower poof? Amazing. And I probably don't change mine nearly as often as I should either. Whoops! And speaking of threading....girl needs to make an appt ASAP. It's been way too long lol.

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  9. I choose where to go based on how they respsond. Yes my eyebrows are awful. Just fix them and let me go. :)

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  10. Threading isn't awesome but I always end up red and blotchy from wax.

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  11. I swear I have the sense of humor of an 8 year old boy, There's nothing funnier than people falling down or getting kicked in the crotch. Lol

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