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Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Confession Time

Wednesday Confessions! I looooove me some confessions and I love me some hashtags too.

I'm sitting her with a wheezing cat who sounds like he needs a CPAP machine. I really want to get him one. I also want to do a day in the life of my cat. It look something like this.

8am - 7pm: Sleep on the bed
7pm - 10 pm: Sit on Lara's lap and make typing awkward
10pm - 11pm: Lick crotch
12am: Beat on the bedroom door while everyone is sleeping
12:15 am: Come into the bedroom, lay on Lara's legs making it impossible to roll over
2:15am: Beat on the door to go got
2;45am: Beat on the door to come in
3 am: Get thrown in the upstairs bathroom
7am: Get out of the bathroom and trot to the food bowl

#MyCatIsAJerk

Alright, on to confessions.

1. I have almost lost hope on being able to find decent employees to interview. Yesterday one of the guys said "dick". As in, when asked where the college he attended was, he said "Not to be a dick but it's on blah blah street." Le sigh, now you don't get a job.

2. This is kind of a big confession but Kev and I are considering moving. is mom has been thinking about living down here part of the year and wanted to build an extension on our house. We chatted and I think it makes more sense for us to move to a house that has a 1st floor master or a separate suite, I love where we live but there are a lot of things I would change about this house and honestly, moving might be better. #Ihatemoving


I can't. And I want an updated kitchen with dark cabinets and light granite counter tops. 


3. I DON'T understand the obsession with 50 Shades of Grey. I just don't. Let me be a little blunt and break it down. It's porn. Or Erotica, whatever you want to call it. Let's just call it what it is. You can find porn, practically everywhere now days. If you want to watch porn, awesome, watch all the porn you want. Want to read porn? Go to town. Just because there's a tie on the cover, and not a chesty blonde doesn't make classier. #Ivesaidporneightytimesandimgoingtogetallsortsofspam

It's like when romance novels realized that when they only put a male model on the cover that the sales skyrocketed. Why? Because women imagined themselves with the studly man. #Fabiowasthefirst


4. I have a fleece blanket with a giant Big Bird head on it. I call it the Birdy Blankey and it lives on the floor of my bedroom and I put it over just me when I get cold. It adds an extra layer that Kev doesn't want. I've had that thing, no lie, since college. A bunch of us bought them at maybe Wal-Mart for $10. That dang thing has held up a really long time.



5. I hate birds. Really, I hate all birds with their little bodies and light bones that let them fly. Hate, hate, hate. You know why else? Because after an admittedly long time I got my car cleaned on Saturday. THEN on Monday 17 birds had a poop party all over my car. It's in different places and I KNOW more than one bird was responsible. Birds are jerks.


Kinking up with the Weds Crew!
  Making Melissa


#Hashtaghumpday @ Life with Lolo

18 comments:

  1. Ignoring the inappropriateness of using the word dick in an interview...I'm not sure I understand why he'd be a dick for saying what street it's on. Unless I'm missing something, none of that makes sense.

    I don't understand all the hype around 50 Shades of Grey, either. I haven't read it, but the snippets I've read here and there are absolutely horrible. And pretending it's something other than porn is just silliness. Just because it's in a classy cover doesn't change the fact that I know exactly what you're reading sitting there in the middle of the airport...at the bus stop...in the doctor's waiting room. I see you blushing and squirming. You're not fooling anyone!

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  2. I DON'T GET 50 SHADES EITHER. when it was all the rage MY MOTHER lent me the book + it made me feel so uncomfortable that I couldn't even finish it. also it wasn't that well written. I definitely don't want to see the movie.

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    1. Me neither! Thank goodness my mom didn't give it to me. She used to give me her old romance novels and that was just strange.

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  3. I can not believe a guy said that in an interview!? Wow. I also share your hate of birds and confusion of the 50 Shades of Grey hype. The bird thing probably stems from being pooped on several times as a child/teen. Every time I went to a baseball game I was pooped on. Ugh. Plus the big ones, just sit and stare at you. Creeps me out.

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    1. YES! Don't get me started on giant flocks of birds either. Just plain creepy

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  4. I couldn't even make myself read 50 shades of grey... I get too embarrassed & was afraid I'd spend the whole time 20 shades of red!!!!
    Just interview me & hire me - we'll both be good :)

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  5. LOL! Our cats are basically the same jerk!!! You nailed the schedule perfectly - sounds just like my Ted to a tee!

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    1. I can't even. My cat is such a jerk. He pooped on my new boots last night. I'm so done with him

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  6. 50 shades is wack. i read it just to see what the hype was about and it was the most horrible book...i couldn't even finish it.

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    1. I couldn't even spend the money to buy it. If it appeared on my door, I might thumb through it but that would be the only reason why. lol

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  7. I have a blanket, named B.o.B. (after the character from Monsters vs. Aliens because it is the same color as B.o.B.). I bought B.o.B. on clearance for $5 at Target in 2005. I STILL sleep with B.o.B. to this day. I almost always have to sleep with my hands wrapped up in him because he's so soft... and warm..

    A day in the life of my dogs would involve lots of sleeping and excitement over food. When I give dog sitters the daily agenda I always feel kinda like an overprotective mom.

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    1. I love that dang birdie blankie. We put a heavier comforter on the bed this winter and I haven't really needed it and that makes me sad.

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  8. Moving is never fun, but sometimes necessary. Haha! That walmart logo comment was hilarious, it kinda does look like that. I was not impressed with 50 Shades I've read worse and steamier.

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    1. Oddly enough, after I posted this, we decided to hold off a year before putting it on the market. Definitely moving, but not immediately. Phew!

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  9. I heard it was pretty bad. I just don't understand why so many people are losing their mind over the movie.

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  10. HE DID! I was amazed. Some of these people I just want to sit down and give a life lesson.

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  11. I agree 100% I understand that people want tp partake in the fantasy of a dominate, wealthy man but really? The number of people I've seen who are counting the days to the movie is absolutely staggering.

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  12. Oh, I completely agree. That's not regular porn. But if you want to look at erotica / porn, go right ahead, let's just call it what it is.

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